I am puke
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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