before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Ladies don't puke and tell
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
