I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
