I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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