we're blogging at a bar
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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