i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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