You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Randomize
