Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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