so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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