I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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