That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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