this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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