oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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