margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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