you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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