Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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