just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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