ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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