in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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