We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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