you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You have to summon your inner elephant
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Randomize
