Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
