Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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