He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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