I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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