i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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