I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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