he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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