i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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