Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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