At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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