kristin has been a bad kristin
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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