Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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