Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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