dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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