my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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