I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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