Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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