Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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