All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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