sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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