butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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