Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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