Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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