if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
we're making bets on your personal life
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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