I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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