everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
