Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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