So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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