I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
