i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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