how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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